HOLY SH*T: Star Wars 3D Regurgitation Postponed
In A Galaxy We Thought Was Far, Far Away: When Disney first acquired Lucasfilm and all rights attached to the company, many a Star Wars fan were fearful of what…
Ed Hochuli Only Member of NFL Taking Pro Bowl Seriously
Honolulu, HI: While most fans, players, coaches, owners, towel boys, and Roger Goodell had all but written off the Pro Bowl to be gone after this year, there was one…
Sad Tom Brady Replaced by Sweep the Leg Tommy
The AFC Championship match-up between the Baltimore Ravens and New England Patriots last weekend had all of the hype of its NFC counter-part between the San Francisco 49ers and Atlanta…
Mayor Bloomberg to Add Benches, Ski-Lifts, to NYC Snowdrifts
Mayor Bloomberg prepares to make Manhattan skier-accessible after storm.
Brooklyn Nets Fail to Win Championship Mid-Season, Fire Avery Johnson
Brooklyn, NY: After a little over two years, massive personnel changes, and a team move in the past off-season, the goal of owners Jay Z and Mikhail Prokhorov, and the…
Sir Paul McCartney Pees on Kurt Cobain Legacy in Nirvana Reunion
New York, NY: Sir Paul McCartney released the rumor that he would be playing with the surviving members of grunge rock group Nirvana hours before the Hurricane Sandy Relief concert…
NY Jets Mark Sanchez Clipboard Leaked
East Rutherford, NJ: The inevitable happened yesterday for the Jets, as starting quarterback Mark Sanchez was benched for his backup quarterback. Fortunately, Tim Tebow was inactive due to a rib…
Bad Sex Leads to Ass-Kickings by Ronda Rousey
Los Angeles, CA: Science seemed to win again this past week as the UFC women’s champion who seems to break as many hearts as arms, Ronda Rousey, spoke once again…
Twinkie Hoarding By Fat Mess Validated
Oshkosh, WI: It seemed that, due to urban legend, Twinkies would far outlive humanity due to their shelf-life. Due to the potential of Hostess (the makers of Twinkies and other…
Apple to Follow up iPad Mini with iPhone Mini
Cupertino, CA: Pre-ordering for Apple’s iPad mini is well underway for the physical release November 2nd, but that shouldn’t stop Apple from taking the next step as soon as possible:…