NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 17
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. The…
Victory Over Sock Puppet Bolsters Rick Santorum in 2012 Election
Muscatine, IA: As the Iowa caucuses come to a close, Santorum finds himself climbing the polls. While some political pundits see this as the result of political missteps by other…
Ohio Man Has Never Heard Mariah Carey Christmas Songs
Berea, OH: Earlier this week, scientists made a one-of-a-kind discovery: a man who has never once listened to a Christmas carol performed by singer Mariah Carey. At a press release…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 16
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. Let…
American Horror Story Takes Page From Melrose Place
Hollywood, CA: Heralded as one of the best dramatic horror series since HBO's Carnivale by absolutely no-one and ABC's Dark Shadows by co-creator Ryan Murphy, American Horror Story seemed poised…
Holiday Bonuses Replaced With E-Gifts
With the holidays in full swing and the economy lagging, companies look for alternatives to the normal holiday bonuses that employees have come to rely on.
Elf On The Shelf Found Dead
Tragedy has struck the holiday season, as an elf on the shelf at the Madison famiy residence was found mutilated in front of the living room fireplace early this morning.
Music Artist/Dictator Kim Jong-il Dies Amid Speculation
Pyongyang, NORTH KOREA: The highly possible, thought to have already happened and covered up by the use of body-doubles, has supposedly happened: North Korean dictator/rap artist/movie director/aviator trend-setter has passed…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 15
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. Things…
Rick Perry Bus Mix-Up Starts Off Tour
Council Bluffs, IA: Texas Governor Rick Perry gave his presidential campaign a jump-start today with the beginning of a 42-city tour in Iowa in order to strengthen his bid during…