Review of Deftones: Diamond Eyes
To be fair, I knew fuck-all about the Deftones before I hear their latest album, Diamond Eyes. I thought, based on the name, that they were some sort of jazzy,…
Pittsburgh’s Hines Ward Stops Smiling for the First Time in Thirty Years
Pittsburgh, PA: Hines Ward, Steelers wide receiver and the man long recognized as the village idiot of Pittsburgh, suddenly stopped smiling this morning after realizing that his team, the Pittsburgh…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Super Bowl XLV
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! It's Super Bowl time! And what better place to have it than in the frozen tundra of Dallas, Texas.
Groundhog Predicts Early Spring: Pennsylvanians Get Naked
Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog of revelation, left his hole this morning, slipped on the ice, crashed head-first into a tree, and didn't see his shadow in the frozen tundra that…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 1-31-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw can't see the stars through a snowstorm, but he's reading them anyway!
Drinking Through Alternative Body Parts
It seems that the kids here in the UK have a drinking problem: they're pouring alcohol into their eyes. This activity, known as 'Vodka eyeballing' is fast becoming a firm…