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Supreme Court Ruling on Campaign Donations Re-Opens Door for Pauly Shore

Supreme Court Ruling on Campaign Donations Re-Opens Door for Pauly Shore

| April 2, 2014 | 0 Comments

Pauly Shore rejoices over Supreme Court ruling on campaign donations.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-31-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-31-2014

| April 1, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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Texas Institutes All Creationism Curriculum in Schools

Texas Institutes All Creationism Curriculum in Schools

| March 28, 2014 | 0 Comments

Rick Perry announced the institution of a new curriculum of creationism in state schools that would “teach the controversy.”

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Rosie O’Donnell Look-Alike Asks that 8 Year-Old Dress and Act More Like a Girl

Rosie O’Donnell Look-Alike Asks that 8 Year-Old Dress and Act More Like a Girl

| March 26, 2014 | 0 Comments

The Christian ideals of sexuality and gender identity took a turn for even more ridiculous this past month.

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White House Launches Climate Change Website More Confusing than Weather.com

White House Launches Climate Change Website More Confusing than Weather.com

| March 25, 2014 | 0 Comments

With healthcare.gov and state-run healthcare information websites still buggy, the White House has begun to digitize the education of another important platform: climate change.

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Michael Vick Injures Ribs Signing with the New York Jets

Michael Vick Injures Ribs Signing with the New York Jets

| March 22, 2014 | 0 Comments

Michael Vick was promptly placed on IR due to a rib injury that occurred when signing with the New York Jets.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-17-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-17-2014

| March 21, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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Walter Cronkite’s Ghost Delivers State of the News Address

Walter Cronkite’s Ghost Delivers State of the News Address

| March 18, 2014 | 0 Comments

Early this morning, the ghost of Walter Cronkite emerged from a news anchor desk in New York during a live broadcast to address the state of journalism.

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Paul Ryan’s Free Lunch Raises Suspicions of Other Anti-Welfare Anecdotes

Paul Ryan’s Free Lunch Raises Suspicions of Other Anti-Welfare Anecdotes

| March 18, 2014 | 0 Comments

The possible inaccuracies of Rep. Paul Ryan’s free lunch story has undermined many other conservative anecdotes.

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Son of Blofeld Takes Credit for Missing Malaysia Plane

Son of Blofeld Takes Credit for Missing Malaysia Plane

| March 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

Missing plane from Malaysia sounds like a James Bond movie plot.

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