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Congress Votes to Ban “That Hook Thing That Scrapes Your Teeth at the Dentist”

Congress Votes to Ban “That Hook Thing That Scrapes Your Teeth at the Dentist”

| February 6, 2014 | 0 Comments

Following President Barack Obama’s plea for Congress to finally work together to resolve disputes over issues such as healthcare reform and renewable energy sources, Congress has voted to ban dental scalers

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World Bored by Another Woody Allen Scandal

World Bored by Another Woody Allen Scandal

| February 4, 2014 | 0 Comments

In the latest development of Woody Allen’s life as a dirty old man, adopted daughter Dylan Farrow has implicated the actor/comedian/director in another round of sexual abuse allegations, which have become as obvious as his later films.

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Which Personality Quiz Are You?

Which Personality Quiz Are You?

| February 3, 2014 | 0 Comments

Lately, internet quizzes referencing your personality to a character in Star Wars, The Hunger Games, My Little Pony, etc. have been running rampant on the internet. But one personality reference remains: what sort of personality quiz are you?

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World Offended by Coca-Cola’s “America the Beautiful” Super Bowl Commercial

World Offended by Coca-Cola’s “America the Beautiful” Super Bowl Commercial

| February 3, 2014 | 0 Comments

The Super Bowl was once again a talking point for ridiculously serious political debate, even after the interview of President Obama by Bill O’Reilly, when Coca-Cola revealed it crown jewel of commercials: the singing of “America the Beautiful” in multiple languages.

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World In Denial Over Death of Philip Seymour Hoffman

World In Denial Over Death of Philip Seymour Hoffman

| February 2, 2014 | 0 Comments

In the early stages of an investigation that absolutely no one wants to believe, actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his Greenwich Village apartment Sunday morning.

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President Obama Institutes First State of the Union Brawl

President Obama Institutes First State of the Union Brawl

| January 29, 2014 | 0 Comments

The Station of the Union Address took an odd turn last night, as opposing party members physically assaulted each other rather than verbally.

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World Sues Quentin Tarantino to Keep Him from Acting in The Hateful Eight

World Sues Quentin Tarantino to Keep Him from Acting in The Hateful Eight

| January 27, 2014 | 0 Comments

While Quentin Tarantino plans to sue Gawker Media, the world prepares to sue Quentin Tarantino.

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Advancement in Prosthetic Limbs Met with Resistance, Requests for “Cool Robot Hands”

Advancement in Prosthetic Limbs Met with Resistance, Requests for “Cool Robot Hands”

| January 27, 2014 | 0 Comments

Artificial limb fashion takes a turn for the vintage as users of prosthetics want to look more robotic.

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President Obama Declares Pot Not Cooler than Alcohol

President Obama Declares Pot Not Cooler than Alcohol

| January 22, 2014 | 0 Comments

In the war on drugs, President Obama hits hard. Or something.

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Weather Term “Polar Vortex” Officially Overused

Weather Term “Polar Vortex” Officially Overused

| January 21, 2014 | 0 Comments

The weather term polar vortex has officially jumped the shark.

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