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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-17-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-17-2014

| March 21, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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Walter Cronkite’s Ghost Delivers State of the News Address

Walter Cronkite’s Ghost Delivers State of the News Address

| March 18, 2014 | 0 Comments

Early this morning, the ghost of Walter Cronkite emerged from a news anchor desk in New York during a live broadcast to address the state of journalism.

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Paul Ryan’s Free Lunch Raises Suspicions of Other Anti-Welfare Anecdotes

Paul Ryan’s Free Lunch Raises Suspicions of Other Anti-Welfare Anecdotes

| March 18, 2014 | 0 Comments

The possible inaccuracies of Rep. Paul Ryan’s free lunch story has undermined many other conservative anecdotes.

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Son of Blofeld Takes Credit for Missing Malaysia Plane

Son of Blofeld Takes Credit for Missing Malaysia Plane

| March 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

Missing plane from Malaysia sounds like a James Bond movie plot.

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Dallas Cowboys Sign Sam Smith from Craigslist Due to Cap Issues

Dallas Cowboys Sign Sam Smith from Craigslist Due to Cap Issues

| March 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

The Dallas Cowboys go to Craigslist to fill in their salary cap-handicapped roster.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-10-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-10-2014

| March 12, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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President Obama Begins Showbiz Plan with “Between Two Ferns”

President Obama Begins Showbiz Plan with “Between Two Ferns”

| March 11, 2014 | 0 Comments

With the President’s recent witty retorts with Galifianakis, the possibilities for the President in Hollywood seem limitless.

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Kim Jong-un Receives 100% of Votes to North Korean Assembly. 30% of North Korean Population Missing

Kim Jong-un Receives 100% of Votes to North Korean Assembly. 30% of North Korean Population Missing

| March 11, 2014 | 0 Comments

In a landslide victory for the current Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un was elected to the Supreme People’s Assembly, the highest legislative body of North Korea besides Kim Jong-un himself.

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Florida Refuses to Amend “Stand Your Ground” Law to Exclude “Come At Me, Bro”

Florida Refuses to Amend “Stand Your Ground” Law to Exclude “Come At Me, Bro”

| March 10, 2014 | 0 Comments

With election season on the horizon, the political powers of Florida are gearing up to debate on everyone’s favorite topic: gun laws.

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Denver Broncos to Release Champ Bailey Into the Wild

Denver Broncos to Release Champ Bailey Into the Wild

| March 6, 2014 | 0 Comments

Broncos veteran cornerback Champ Bailey is set to be released from the team and then, literally, into the wild.

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