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Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz. Name: Rafael Edward Cruz Nickname: Ted Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Sith Lord Known For: U.S. Senator 2013 –…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate John Kasich. Name: John Kasich Nickname: Not Kusich, or Kucinish Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Not Dennis Kucinich Known For: Governor…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson. Name: Dr. Ben Carson Nickname: It’s Not Brain Surgery Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Whatever The Lord thinks…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio. Name: Marco Rubio Nickname: Fun-Size Santorum Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Happy to have wasted millions of dollars giving…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie. *UPDATE: Chris Christie has suspended another future lap-band surgery, as well as his presidential campaign.* Name: Chris Christie Nickname:…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina. *UPDATE: Carly Fiorina has fired herself from her presidential campaign.* Name: Carly Fiorina Nickname: “Every b-word in the book,”…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush. *UPDATE: Jeb Bush has suspended his presidential campaign, while his supporters awkwardly clapped at the wrong moment.* Name: Jeb…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. *UPDATE: Rick Santorum has suspended his presidential campaign to focus on putting out an Oscar-worthy film from his faith-based…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul. *UPDATE: Rand Paul has suspended his presidential campaign after forgetting to put his Ron Paul mask on for Iowa.…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. *UPDATE: Mike Huckabee has suspended his presidential campaign, leading many to believe this is a new version of the…