Films Force Men to Work For It on Valentine’s Day
Hollywood, CA – There was a time when dinner and a movie was a valid date, even for such a special date night as Valentine’s Day. But this year, Hollywood…
World Wishes Kiefer Sutherland Had Made Freddie Prinze, Jr. Quit Acting
Freddie Prinze, Jr, star of such Oscar-worthy films as She's All That, Scooby Doo, and the critically acclaimed film Summer Catch, has lashed out at 24 star Keifer Sutherland
Nerdy Guys Broken by Ellen Page Coming Out
In a statement that has crushed nerdy guys everywhere, Ellen Page openly revealed herself as gay.
Shia LaBeouf Submits Meltdown for Oscar Consideration
In a recent excuse that fooled no one, former child actor and current Hollywood headcase Shia LaBeouf explained away his odd behavior these past few months by calling it performance…
World Sues Quentin Tarantino to Keep Him from Acting in The Hateful Eight
While Quentin Tarantino plans to sue Gawker Media, the world prepares to sue Quentin Tarantino.
World Overreacts about Ben Affleck as Batman
Ben Affleck is the next incarnation of Batman, leading to the crying, complaining, and threatened harakiri of Batman fans across the globe.
George Clooney Prepares to Play George Clooney in George Clooney
Hollywood, CA: In between producing, writing and directing films, his humanitarian work, political activism and slough of girlfriends, you would wonder when Academy Award winning actor George Clooney even has…
Andy Dick to Star in Andy Dick Biopic as Andy Dick
Los Angeles, CA: After three years of negotiation with Dreamworks, Hollywood Legend Andy Dick has finally agreed to star in an upcoming film about his life. According to sources, Steven…
Star Wars 3-D: Blame Yourself, Not George Lucas
No, I am not a fan of the re-released versions of Star Wars as a result. It wasn't until this 3-D release, however, that I began to fully understand the…
2011 Oscars Swept by Machete
Hollywood, CA: The 83rd Annual Academy Awards ceremony held few surprises this weekend, as the greatest movie known to humanity, Machete, all but swept the awards. With a cast ranging…