Weiner and Spitzer Slam Into NY Political Races
New York, NY: Recent announcements from former Attorney General Eliot Spitzer and former Representative Anthony Weiner to run in political races in New York City have, once again, initiated speculation…
Republicans Unleash George W. Bush on Democrats
Washington DC: It took 4 years for Republicans to figure out how to get out from under the cloud that former President George W. Bush put them under. Finally, they…
Zimmerman Defense Lawyer Follows Up Knock-Knock Joke With Stand-up Set
Sanford, FL: As the high profile trial of George Zimmerman in the murder of Trayvon Martin reconvened on Monday, Zimmerman’s defense lawyer Don West followed up the knock-knock joke used…
Death Valley Records High Summer Temperatures. Sky Still Blue
Las Vegas, NV: In a news report this weekend that surprised no one, it has been learned that several western US states are in the midst of a heat wave,…
Beauty Pageants Changing Question Portion In Wake of Recent Gaffe
New York, NY: After the airing of the most recent Miss USA pageant, in which hopeful Miss Utah flubbed a question on equal pay for women in the workforce, pageant…
DOMA Crippled: Christian Right Prepares for Gay Apocalypse
New York, NY: After three months of deliberation, The United States Supreme Court dismissed the case of Hollingsworth v. Perry, which considered the constitutionality of California’s same-sex marriage ban (aka…
Texas Senate Aborts Abortion Bill Banning Abortions
Austin, TX: Early this morning, the Republican-dominated Texas Senate put aside its pro-life stance against abortion to do the unthinkable: abort an abortion bill that would ban most abortions after…
Economic Rebound Restarts Local Man’s Debt Cycle
Tempe, AZ: On Wednesday, an anonymous source at Wachovia leaked documents that revealed Bill Gunderson, of Tempe, Arizona, has capitalized on the rebounding economy by burying himself under two mortgages…
Summer Brings More Positive Outlooks, Time Spent Outdoors, Horrible Spiders
Chicago, IL: As the summer solstice approaches and temperatures rise to more comfortable levels, people are finally emerging outdoors after a long winter. Parks are filled with happy couples enjoying…
The NSA is Your New Facebook Friend
Menlo Park, CA: Today, Facebook CEO and real-life Revenge of the Nerds character Mark Zuckerberg announced the next step in his race to make Facebook the most hated company in…