White House Launches Climate Change Website More Confusing than Weather.com
With healthcare.gov and state-run healthcare information websites still buggy, the White House has begun to digitize the education of another important platform: climate change.
Michael Vick Injures Ribs Signing with the New York Jets
Michael Vick was promptly placed on IR due to a rib injury that occurred when signing with the New York Jets.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-17-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
Walter Cronkite’s Ghost Delivers State of the News Address
Early this morning, the ghost of Walter Cronkite emerged from a news anchor desk in New York during a live broadcast to address the state of journalism.
Paul Ryan’s Free Lunch Raises Suspicions of Other Anti-Welfare Anecdotes
The possible inaccuracies of Rep. Paul Ryan's free lunch story has undermined many other conservative anecdotes.
Son of Blofeld Takes Credit for Missing Malaysia Plane
Missing plane from Malaysia sounds like a James Bond movie plot.
Dallas Cowboys Sign Sam Smith from Craigslist Due to Cap Issues
The Dallas Cowboys go to Craigslist to fill in their salary cap-handicapped roster.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-10-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
President Obama Begins Showbiz Plan with “Between Two Ferns”
With the President's recent witty retorts with Galifianakis, the possibilities for the President in Hollywood seem limitless.
Kim Jong-un Receives 100% of Votes to North Korean Assembly. 30% of North Korean Population Missing
In a landslide victory for the current Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un was elected to the Supreme People's Assembly, the highest legislative body of North Korea besides Kim…