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Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate John Kasich. Name: John Kasich Nickname: Not Kusich, or Kucinish Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Not Dennis Kucinich Known For: Governor…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson. Name: Dr. Ben Carson Nickname: It’s Not Brain Surgery Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Whatever The Lord thinks…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio. Name: Marco Rubio Nickname: Fun-Size Santorum Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Happy to have wasted millions of dollars giving…
Scarsdale, NY – With negative interest rates sweeping the global economy, many Americans have unwittingly begun stuffing cash back into their mattresses with the idea that money deposited within their…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie. *UPDATE: Chris Christie has suspended another future lap-band surgery, as well as his presidential campaign.* Name: Chris Christie Nickname:…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina. *UPDATE: Carly Fiorina has fired herself from her presidential campaign.* Name: Carly Fiorina Nickname: “Every b-word in the book,”…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush. *UPDATE: Jeb Bush has suspended his presidential campaign, while his supporters awkwardly clapped at the wrong moment.* Name: Jeb…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. *UPDATE: Rick Santorum has suspended his presidential campaign to focus on putting out an Oscar-worthy film from his faith-based…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul. *UPDATE: Rand Paul has suspended his presidential campaign after forgetting to put his Ron Paul mask on for Iowa.…
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. *UPDATE: Mike Huckabee has suspended his presidential campaign, leading many to believe this is a new version of the…