FCC to Free Internets, Interwebs, and Everything Else
Washington, DC: The safety of internets everywhere is set to be decided today, as the Federal Communications Commission of the United States will be voting on the latest bill regarding…
George Bush’s Memoirs Written by Speak & Spell
Dallas, TX: With former president George Bush touring the United States to promote his memoir book, "Decision Points", one question seems to arise from all his interviews with Oprah, Jon…
Public Criticizes New GOP for Not Fixing Economy Yet
Washington, DC: With mid-term elections complete, Republicans grabbed the majority of seats in the House of Representatives, and edged closer to breaking even in the Senate. One cause of this…
Ohio Man Needs More Input on Candidates
Registered voter Ralph Dinkus has voted in every election for the last 30 years. He has voted for presidential candidates, Senate and House seats at the federal and state level,…
Homeless Politicians Continue to Campaign
Phoenix, AZ: For the first time in decades, economic troubles have begun to effect what few believed would ever be touched: politicians. "I had to make a choice: cut into…
GOP Blasts Obama Over Vacation
This week, the First Family begins a 10-day-long vacation in the swanky environs of Martha’s Vineyard, a favorite hangout for those who cannot afford a beach house on the Jersey…
New Site Strives to Make Conservatism Fun
Years after the dawn of the Internet, and long after the rise of the social networking craze, conservatives are finally getting with the technological program. Within the next few weeks,…
Big Biden *BLEEP* Floods Nation
Washington, DC: The nation was rocked yesterday, in ways that not even "Guns N Roses" front-man Axl Rose could have imagined, as Vice-President Joe Biden gave President Barack Obama a…
Conservatives Steal Back Idiot Hat From Harry Reid
Washington, DC: For a short stint this week, Senator Harry Reid(D-NV) was the subject of controversy due to quotes in the book "Game Change" that have made even the most…
Salahis Refuse Invite to Congress
Washington, DC: Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the latest media whores who attempted to get their own reality show by doing something stupid, today refused, through their lawyer, to speak with…