People Reluctant to Support Fat Mess for Presidential Candidacy
Trenton, NJ: As the presidential hopefuls are beginning to take form in the Republican Party, one potential candidate has already become the elephant in the room. While it would seem…
Jersey Shore Cast Joins Occupy Wall Street Dance Party
New York, NY: Day 11 of Occupy Wall Street has passed, and the crowd in Zucotti Park in downtown Manhattan has continued to grow. This mostly peaceful demonstration for the…
Republicans Blame Casey Anthony Verdict on Obama, Gay Marriage, and Cuba
Washington DC: The results are in: Floridian ex-mom Casey Anthony has been found not guilty of 1st degree murder in the death of her 2 year old daughter Caylee. For…
Supreme Court Rules “No Boobies, No Beef” on Video Games and Free Speech
Fearful attempts by the state of California to gag freedom of speech were curtailed by the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday, as justices voted 7-2 to allow the sale of violent,…
Birthers Reject Obama Birth Certificate Again: “See? He Was Irish the Whole Time!”
Now that birthers have come to terms with the certificate of birth, they were forced to dig deeper to find something to invalidate President Obama's American citizenship. What they learned…
Rep. Giffords Gives Husband Back Rub: General Male Population Astonished
Tucson, AZ: Chivalry may be dead, but that doesn't stop some women from reciprocating with their own form of chivalry, even if that means fighting through an induced coma and…
FCC to Free Internets, Interwebs, and Everything Else
Washington, DC: The safety of internets everywhere is set to be decided today, as the Federal Communications Commission of the United States will be voting on the latest bill regarding…
George Bush’s Memoirs Written by Speak & Spell
Dallas, TX: With former president George Bush touring the United States to promote his memoir book, "Decision Points", one question seems to arise from all his interviews with Oprah, Jon…
Public Criticizes New GOP for Not Fixing Economy Yet
Washington, DC: With mid-term elections complete, Republicans grabbed the majority of seats in the House of Representatives, and edged closer to breaking even in the Senate. One cause of this…
Homeless Politicians Continue to Campaign
Phoenix, AZ: For the first time in decades, economic troubles have begun to effect what few believed would ever be touched: politicians. "I had to make a choice: cut into…