New Site Strives to Make Conservatism Fun
Years after the dawn of the Internet, and long after the rise of the social networking craze, conservatives are finally getting with the technological program. Within the next few weeks,…
Big Biden *BLEEP* Floods Nation
Washington, DC: The nation was rocked yesterday, in ways that not even "Guns N Roses" front-man Axl Rose could have imagined, as Vice-President Joe Biden gave President Barack Obama a…
Conservatives Steal Back Idiot Hat From Harry Reid
Washington, DC: For a short stint this week, Senator Harry Reid(D-NV) was the subject of controversy due to quotes in the book "Game Change" that have made even the most…
Swastika Outside Congressman’s Office Causes Envy
Washington, DC: The FBI and police were investigating outside Rep. David Scott’s district office in Georgia when it was discovered that a beautiful cobalt blue swastika was painted on his…
N. Korea and U.S. To Begin Rap Rivalry
Washington, DC: Tensions have risen this week between North Korea and the rest of the globe, as North Korean officials have lambasted sanctions by the United Nations for their testing…
Cheney Defends Waterboarding, Insanity
Washington, DC: Former Vice President Dick “Shotgun” Cheney, an outspoken opponent of the Obama administration, has stepped forward and announced that waterboarding is an essential tool for fighting terrorism. He…
Governor Schwarzenegger to Terminate Deficit
Sacramento, CA: This week marked a great upset against the noble and knowledgeable Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Proposition 1A, an economic plan meant to strengthen a poor economy by…
Activists Ruin Susie’s Tea Party
Greensburg, PA: Yesterday marked a sad point in the life of young Susan Wolffe, as the sophisticated tea party she was holding with her kindergarten friends and a Hannah Montana…
President Loses Tie Clip in Front of Saudi King
London, UK: The G20 Summit became a bit of a spectacle last week, without the help from global economic troubleshooting. The event in question was when United States President Barack…
Bloomberg to Ban Public Gas Emissions
New York, NY: Michael Bloomberg, the über-rich mayor of New York City, has put forth another measure in an effort to decrease the air pollution levels in the Big Apple…