Herman Cain Outed as Wrong Type of NRA Member
The fact remains that Herman Cain was a decision-making member of the NRA. Unfortunately, it is the wrong NRA to be a part of when campaigning under the umbrella of…
Papa John to Enter Presidential Race
Louisville, KY: Bolstered by the success of former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain in early Republican polling, the founder of Papa John's Pizza has decided to throw his hat into…
People Reluctant to Support Fat Mess for Presidential Candidacy
Trenton, NJ: As the presidential hopefuls are beginning to take form in the Republican Party, one potential candidate has already become the elephant in the room. While it would seem…
Jersey Shore Cast Joins Occupy Wall Street Dance Party
New York, NY: Day 11 of Occupy Wall Street has passed, and the crowd in Zucotti Park in downtown Manhattan has continued to grow. This mostly peaceful demonstration for the…
Boehner Pulls Out
Washington, DC: After hammering away for hours and hours, Speaker of the House John Boehner has withdrawn from debt ceiling and budget talks with President Obama and Democrats. Boehner, who…
Republicans Blame Casey Anthony Verdict on Obama, Gay Marriage, and Cuba
Washington DC: The results are in: Floridian ex-mom Casey Anthony has been found not guilty of 1st degree murder in the death of her 2 year old daughter Caylee. For…
Supreme Court Rules “No Boobies, No Beef” on Video Games and Free Speech
Fearful attempts by the state of California to gag freedom of speech were curtailed by the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday, as justices voted 7-2 to allow the sale of violent,…
Birthers Reject Obama Birth Certificate Again: “See? He Was Irish the Whole Time!”
Now that birthers have come to terms with the certificate of birth, they were forced to dig deeper to find something to invalidate President Obama's American citizenship. What they learned…
Budget Crisis Averted; White House Gift Shop Saved
Washington DC—This week, members of US Congress worked out a deal to keep the government running while details of the federal budgets were debated. While this deal keeps many minor…
Rep. Giffords Gives Husband Back Rub: General Male Population Astonished
Tucson, AZ: Chivalry may be dead, but that doesn't stop some women from reciprocating with their own form of chivalry, even if that means fighting through an induced coma and…