Gay Marriage is the Gateway Marriage
Bob Bordus of the Straight Marriage for Maryland group has finally added a new argument in the anti-gay marriage arsenal. “Gay marriage is the gateway marriage. Just like marijuana is…
Study Suggests Eating a Big Breakfast Can Lead to Weight Gain
Munich, GERMANY: The Nutrition Journal recently published a study that suggests that eating a large breakfast regularly can lead to weight gain. Meanwhile, the public, specifically the American public, has…
Royal Wedding: Sh*t A Brick
What is going on with these SEXY ROYALS ? No sooner is The Princess Of The Dianna Of The Whales killed and buried in a French tunnel by the GREEK…
Germans Say So Long to Santa; Rudolph Next To Get the Axe
Germany: Santa Claus--that jolly, round guy in red, loved by children around the world--will not be visiting Germany this December. German Catholics, led by Bonifatiuswerk, a German Catholic aid organization,…
Vuvuzela-Related Deaths Skyrocket
Officials in South Africa are mystified by a tremendous surge in homicides that involve vuvuzelas. Recent crime statistics have shown that the low-key, lovable horn occasionally used by soccer fans…
Kevin Costner Dumps DVDs into Gulf to Fix Oil Spill
Going on a month, the British Petroleum oil rig that exploded in the Gulf of Mexico is still leaking oil into the ocean, threatening ocean life, fishing prospects, and the…
Russia Implements “No Child Return” Policy
Washington, DC: Prompted by the case of Artyom Savelyev, Russia is implementing a “No Child Return Policy” when it comes to foreign adoptions. Savelyev, a 7 year old Russian boy,…
Monsters VS the State, City, and County of NY
For quite some time now, Monsters who find themselves afoul of the laws in New York State have also found themselves square against an unyielding wall of the harshest punishments…
Solutions Sought for Volcano Dilemma
Last week, Mount Heyyaeffallayouall erupted in Iceland, throwing countless tons of ash and smoke into the air. After a week of EU-mandated no-fly zones over most of Europe caused by…
Chuck Norris Facts Celebrate Birthday
This past Wednesday, actor/martial artist/worldwide hero Chuck Norris turned 70, prompting a whole new round of orgiastic internet squees from basement-dwelling dorks across the globe. More important than the actor's…