Slick Willie Mistakes Journalists for Party Girls
The free world was once again saved by the cunning linguistics of former President of the United States Bill Clinton, when he negotiated the release of two journalists from North…
North Korea: Mission Accomplished
This past Sunday, the rest of the globe held its collective breaths as the country of North Korea, under high pressure from world powers to desist, launched their latest three-stage…
Laker Fans Riot in Iran
Emotions have run high in many Iranian cities this week. Some believe this to be caused by the election results in Iran where incumbent president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was declared the…
Fat Necks Linked to Fat People
In the results of a study released late last week, scientists have confirmed a shocking discovery: people with fat necks are considered biologically fat. Before now, there were other visual…
Horses More Dangerous Than Drugs
A British boffin has caused controversy this week with his new theory on the dangers of drugs. Professor David J. Nutt, writing in the Journal of Psychopharmacology, has stated that,…
U.N. Deploys Sutherland to Gaza
The situation in Gaza Strip has alarmed the globe. Hamas radicals have fired Katyusha rockets into the nation of Israel after the Israeli demolition of trade tunnels used to transport…
Tourists Confuse Seacrest for Clark
During the New Year's Eve festivities at the illustrious Times Square of Manhattan, many international tourists were confused by the joint hosts, Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest. The confusion laid…
Airlines to Charge for More than Just Bags
Three of the six major airlines in the United States plan to boost profits in an effort to offset the nation’s struggling economy. In an unusual move, the airlines, Delta,…
World’s Largest Easy-Bake Oven Activated
After thirteen years and an estimated 3.2 to 6.4 billion pounds(British currency), physicists from around the globe gathered at an undisclosed area around the border of France and Switzerland(yes, I…
British Launch of Excess Smug at America Backfires
So what of the huge world economic circus right now? Recent figures show oil prices hitting record levels, bio-fuel policy backfiring and pushing the cost of food through the roof,…