Ask an Owl: Xmas Presents
Mr. Owl, I'm down to the wire on thinking of a gift for my girlfriend. We've been seeing each other for 4 months, so it's tricky to think of a…
Ask An Owl: Gifts On Her Birthday
Apparently my holiday gift response here at Ask An Owl was lost to you. Either that, or you honestly believe I may have had a miraculous recovery in my gift-giving…
Ask An Owl: Wax-On, Wax-Off Philosophic in Science Class
Who knows why the sun shines on empty? To figure out who in their right mind would even think of such a question and, by default, who would know the…
Ask An Owl: Fun with Radiation
Your fear of radiation, while probably well intended, is faulted. There is nothing wrong with having a few thousand rems flash through your body. Some say, "Oh, but I live…
Ask An Owl: Pole Dancing Exercises
I was wondering how much of the newer, wide-spread pole dancing "exercising" classes were becoming so popular with moms. Are they really trying to lose weight, or are they trying…
Ask An Owl: New Year’s Romance
Did you survive the relationship gauntlet of the holidays? Ask an Owl goes over the pitfalls for Valentine's Day. With New Year's Eve just around the corner, I'm feeling a…
Ask an Owl: Website Wars
Dear Mr. Owl, It has come to my attention that a certain other satirical news website, which portrays a piece of produce as its symbol, has a shirt depicting an…
Ask An Owl: Rosie O’Donnell
Dear Owl, How would Rosie O'Donnell's life had been if she was a woman in the workplace?
Ask An Owl: Full House
Dear Owl, I have a problem that I'm hoping you can help solve. I'm addicted to 'Full House,' that wonderful show that aired from 1987 to 1995 on ABC. I've…
Ask An Owl: College Choices
Mr. Owl, I've recently been accepted into the college of my choice, and I really want to write for a living, preferrably screenplays or novels, something with artistic substance, but…