ICYWYMI: Oregon Refuge Occupied by Angry White Terrorists
Welcome to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. It seems that a group of militiamen, some armed,…
Apple Releases Info on Crucial Apple Watch Accessories
San Francisco, CA: Following Apple's public introduction of the company's latest techno-bauble yesterday, creatively dubbed the Apple Watch, Apple has continued to keep public interest and stock rises going by…
Woman Becomes Trapped in Infinite Hashtag Loop
In what may be one of the most important events in the study of sociophysics, longtime social media guru Nancy Krupp found herself in an infinite hashtag loop that has…
The Hunger Games Not the Reason He Took Up Archery, Claims Local Man
In an effort to quell rumors about his questionable taste in film and literature, newfound archery enthusiast Charles Reynolds held a press conference today to proclaim that he is not…
North Korea Claims Work Farms Misrepresented
In an effort to promote their respect for international human rights, North Korea released a marketing campaign recently in order to showcase the improvements the country has made to its…
Oakland Raiders Fans Fight to Overturn FCC Blackout Ruling
Opponents of the FCC ruling include fans of the Oakland Raiders, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Tennessee Titans, who will now be forced to watch their teams on local television.
Evidence Reveals Ripper Prostitute Victim May Have Had Male DNA on her Clothing
After 126 years, the mystery of the enigmatic Jack the Ripper may be solved as DNA evidence has been found that could be the serial killer's. Or it could just…
World Wishes Kiefer Sutherland Had Made Freddie Prinze, Jr. Quit Acting
Freddie Prinze, Jr, star of such Oscar-worthy films as She's All That, Scooby Doo, and the critically acclaimed film Summer Catch, has lashed out at 24 star Keifer Sutherland
Georgia Enables Guns Everywhere Law at Worst Possible Time
Georgia's new firearm law, the Safe Carry Protection Act aka the "GUNS EVERYWHERE!" law according to gun control advocates, was enabled on July 1st, 2014. Bad timing?
Officials Horrified by How Sketch Artist Depicted Dead Wisconsin Woman Stuffed in a Suitcase
While the idea of two naked, rotting women stuffed into suitcases and left on the side of the road during the summer may seem like the most disturbing element of…