HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with Beer
What we will be comparing characters to? Simple: beer. Beer has such a wide range of classes and tastes to play against the range of classes and tastes of the…
Lady Gaga Outed as 30-Something Avant-Garde Swedish Musician
The life of a musical artist can be complicated. One moment they're prancing around the stage in pants made of neon rubber bands and a Thundercats mask, and then dressed…
Authorities Question Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg on Human Disappearances
Palo Alto, CA: This past week, Facebook figurehead Mark Zuckerberg released information regarding his latest eating habits, receiving praise from some, disgust from others, and amusement from everyone. The habits…
Mets Owner Blames Advice from Yankees Boss in Player Comments
Flushing, NY: In a recent press release as to why he was critical of some key players of his baseball team, New York Mets owner Fred Wilpon explained that he…
Harold Camping Becomes Zombie to Prove Rapture
With all the jokes about The Rapture, raptors, and everything else that didn't happen on May 21, 2011, it wouldn't be surprising to hear that Harold Camping, the man who…
Birthers Reject Obama Birth Certificate Again: “See? He Was Irish the Whole Time!”
Now that birthers have come to terms with the certificate of birth, they were forced to dig deeper to find something to invalidate President Obama's American citizenship. What they learned…
Two and a Half Men Unsure How to End Series, Start with Ashton Kutcher
Los Angeles, CA: The gossip columns surrounding Charlie Sheen, CBS, and Jon Cryer's bank statements were finally silenced today as CBS and Warner Bros. confirmed that the show Two and…
News Sources Report on Death of Armin Van Buuren
Washington, DC: It is all but official. After being on the minds of the American public for almost 10 years after the terrorist activities he masterminded from across the Atlantic…
World Prepares for Non-Royal Wedding
St. Louis, MO: For what seems like 5 years, the anticipated royal wedding between Prince William and Catherine Middleton has loomed larger and larger. Luckily, the wedding, which is likely…
Hate Crimes Begin Over Differing Gut Bacteria
Racism and prejudice in general were dealt a mighty blow recently, as scientists confirmed that human beings each harbor one of at least three different groupings of stomach bacteria. Much…