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Man Barred from Women’s Restroom by Invisible Magic Barrier
Raleigh, NC – The United States Justice Department and North Carolina have recently begun trading…
Trump Changes Dates for 9-11, Fourth of July
Buffalo, NY – In an attempt to dissuade critics of his speeches, knowledge, politics, campaign,…
A Trend Story on a Trend Story on Millenials, by a New York Times Trend Story
Mary Gibson sat up from her MacBook with a satisfied look on her face and…
North Korea H-Bomb Confirmed
Pyongyang, N. Korea – The world was reminded that, yes, North Korea is still a…
Ranchers in Oregon Express Constitutional Right to Armed Takeover of Federal Property
Burns, Oregon – On Saturday, a group of concerned citizens expressed their discontent with the…
Woman Becomes Trapped in Infinite Hashtag Loop
In what may be one of the most important events in the study of sociophysics, longtime social media guru Nancy Krupp found herself in an infinite hashtag loop that has made the paradox of time travel seem trivial.
The Hunger Games Not the Reason He Took Up Archery, Claims Local Man
In an effort to quell rumors about his questionable taste in film and literature, newfound archery enthusiast Charles Reynolds held a press conference today to proclaim that he is not a fan of The Hunger Games, neither in book or movie formats.
North Korea Claims Work Farms Misrepresented
In an effort to promote their respect for international human rights, North Korea released a marketing campaign recently in order to showcase the improvements the country has made to its treatment of prisoners in labor camps and farms.
Oakland Raiders Fans Fight to Overturn FCC Blackout Ruling
Opponents of the FCC ruling include fans of the Oakland Raiders, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Tennessee Titans, who will now be forced to watch their teams on local television.