Iowa Man Tells Campaign Worker Candidate Lost His Vote
Cedar Rapids, IA – With the Iowa caucuses for the Republican Party and Democratic Party at stake, campaign workers canvased the state of Iowa, both on the phone and in…
Public Outraged by Trump Star on Walk of Fame
Hollywood, CA – Appalling. Disgusting. Horrifying. These are just some of the words that were used when the American public was reminded that real estate tycoon / reality TV star…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Bernie Sanders
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. Name: Bernie Sanders Nickname: Star Flower Political Affiliation: Democratic Party Status: Active Known For: U.S. Representative 1991 – 2007,…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Donald Trump
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Name: Donald Trump Nickname: The Donald Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Active to public, already president in Trump’s opinion…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Hillary Clinton
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Name: Hillary Clinton Nickname: That’s Sexist Political Affiliation: Democratic Party Status: Female. And Active Known For: U.S. Senator 2001…
Donald Trump Trumps Trump In Battle of Trumps
Donald Trump, DT – In a span of months, Donald Trump has taken the media by storm, whether they agree with Trump or not. When television networks, radio stations, newspapers,…
ICYWYMI: Trump Gives Fox News Journalistic Integrity
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. There was a time, long ago, in a…
ICYWYMI: Jeb Bush Better Off Hurling Cash Into Crowds
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. In a recent analysis, it has been approximated…
Snyder Blames Michigan for Trusting Government
Flint, MI – Michigan Governor and Snidely Whiplash impersonator Rick Snyder held a press conference Monday to place the blame for the Flint water crisis on those who held ultimate…
ICYWYMI: Donald Trump is Ready for His Despot Regime
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. Last week, The Trump campaign to make America…