Coach Obama’s Locker Room Inauguration Speech
Washington, DC: A crowd of not-so-many supporters gathered on the not-as-cold mall to watch the not-as-exciting Obama become the 44th President, take two, of the United States. It was a…
Oregon Bill Introduces New Era of Taxes on Not Doing Stuff
Salem, OR: In the upcoming legislative session, Oregon lawmakers are set to consider imposing a tax on fuel-efficient vehicles for revenue lost from drivers not purchasing gasoline. The law would…
Political Who’s Who In The Dark Knight Rises: Liberal Edition
**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS DUE TO CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS** To say that there are political undertones in The Dark Knight Rises would be like saying Lucky Charms has sugar: you’d have to…
Sad Paul: A Sad Ron Paul Internet Meme
Most supporters of Libertarian/Republican Representative Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, Esquire, have not given up on their candidate’s possibility to win the Republican primaries. Although Mitt Romney seems to have taken…
Ron Paul Unveils New Slogan: Restore America, Eventually
Lake Jackson, TX: In a press release today, the Ron Paul 2012 campaign announced that their slogan would be changing from “Restore America Now” to “Restore America Eventually” in order…
Canada Nixes Penny; US to Reintroduce Half Cent
Toronto, Canadialand—Today, the Canadian government announced a decision to no longer use the Canadian penny. Due to inflation, a lack of coin purses, and the fact that Coinstar charges more…
Papa John to Enter Presidential Race
Louisville, KY: Bolstered by the success of former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain in early Republican polling, the founder of Papa John's Pizza has decided to throw his hat into…
Public Criticizes New GOP for Not Fixing Economy Yet
Washington, DC: With mid-term elections complete, Republicans grabbed the majority of seats in the House of Representatives, and edged closer to breaking even in the Senate. One cause of this…
Ohio Man Needs More Input on Candidates
Registered voter Ralph Dinkus has voted in every election for the last 30 years. He has voted for presidential candidates, Senate and House seats at the federal and state level,…
Ask An Owl: Apathy
Hey Owl, You seem to rip on a lot of things. Is there anything you do like about the world?