Michael Vick Injures Ribs Signing with the New York Jets
Michael Vick was promptly placed on IR due to a rib injury that occurred when signing with the New York Jets.
Richard Sherman to Become Next Terrell Owens: Old Popcorn
Twitterverse, TWITTER: Few NFL athletes have inspired the amount of anger and disgust that Terrell Owens has. From players to coaches to fans, T.O. has succeeded in alienating just about…
NY Jets Mark Sanchez Clipboard Leaked
East Rutherford, NJ: The inevitable happened yesterday for the Jets, as starting quarterback Mark Sanchez was benched for his backup quarterback. Fortunately, Tim Tebow was inactive due to a rib…
Meadowlands to Open Defibrillator Booths for Jets Games
East Rutherford, NJ: The NFL season has begun, and so has Rex Ryan's Wild Jet-Ride as the New York Jets, aka Cardiac Kids, defeated the Dallas Cowboys 27-24 at home…
New York Jets Pre-Season Report…Well, Some of It
Jersy Shore, NJ: News flash: double negatives aside, Rex Ryan is not fat for no good reason, and his laziness has now permeated the scouting department. In what has become…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Conference Championships
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! It's the Conference Championships! The winners go to the Super Bowl! The losers go to the Pro Bowl! Tom Brady will…
Surgeon General Places Warning on NY Jets Fans
Flushing Meadows, NY: Jets fans, not generally known for their intellect, have been issued a stern warning from the Surgeon General of the United States, Regina Benjamin. This was in…