Public Demands More Original Titles to Government Scandals After “Bridgegate”
Citizens across the United States are rallying for swift and immediate changes to the names of scandals like Bridgegate.
Street Vendors Take to NYC Streets Hoping to be Mistaken for Banksy
NY street vendors strive to be mistaken for Bansky himself in the hopes of selling their work for at least 10 times their asking price. Or even just their original…
Weiner and Spitzer Slam Into NY Political Races
New York, NY: Recent announcements from former Attorney General Eliot Spitzer and former Representative Anthony Weiner to run in political races in New York City have, once again, initiated speculation…
Mayor Bloomberg Receives Meat, Cigarettes in Mail
New York, NY: Last week, two anonymous letters containing very angry words and trace amounts of ricin were intercepted by mail workers. The mail was on its may to local…
Mayor Bloomberg to Add Benches, Ski-Lifts, to NYC Snowdrifts
Mayor Bloomberg prepares to make Manhattan skier-accessible after storm.
Brooklyn Nets Fail to Win Championship Mid-Season, Fire Avery Johnson
Brooklyn, NY: After a little over two years, massive personnel changes, and a team move in the past off-season, the goal of owners Jay Z and Mikhail Prokhorov, and the…
New Yorkers Traumatized Over Earthquake Moving Doors
New York, NY:Tragedy literally rocked the city of New York today, as countless victims were forced to endure the aftershock of an earthquake. Re-enactment of actual events. The 5.9 magnitude…
NY Mayor Shows Users How It’s Done
This past weekend, thousands of pamphlets were printed by the New York City Health Department. While many pundits had speculated the pamphlets may be about eating healthy on the cheap…
Time Warner Cable to Sponsor Next Earth Hour
This past Saturday marked the third "Earth Hour," a steadily growing annual eco-awareness hour where citizens of Earth turn off anything that lights up. Cities around the world dumped themselves…
Paranoid Terror from Above
Visitors of Central Park were caught up in a nightmare Sunday as F-16 Fighting Falcons were deployed and shot down a plane flying in restricted airspace. The pilot of the…