Canada PM Justin Theroux Arrives in Washington
Washington, DC – History was made this week when Canadian Prime Minister Justin Theroux landed in Washington, DC for allegedly his first official trip in twenty years. The last time…
ICYWYMI: Diplomacy is Not a Strength for Trump
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. After only hours of internment, the 10 U.S.…
ICYWYMI: South Korea’s Most Dangerous WMD is K-Pop
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. Earlier this week, North Korea claimed to the…
North Korea H-Bomb Confirmed
Pyongyang, N. Korea – The world was reminded that, yes, North Korea is still a thing, as the country’s television programming proclaimed that the country had successfully tested a hydrogen…
Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign
If there’s something strange in the global hood, who you gonna call?” President Obama flipped the table and shouted, “Terror Busters!”
Israel Brings Birthright Trip to Smoldering Summer Ruin
A group of Birthright tour-goers ended their ten-day excursion to Israel yesterday, soaking up the sun and snapping photos of the ruins of Beit Hanoun.
US Wags Finger Forcefully at Palestine
Throughout the past few weeks, Palestine has launched tens of rockets across the border, destroying almost an acre of corn, killing two lambs and starting a small fire in a…
Pistorius to Undergo Psych Evaluation to Prove He Is Crazy for Killing Extremely Hot Girlfriend
Oscar Pistorius will undergo a month-long psychiatric evaluation to prove he is crazy for killing his extremely hot girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.
Son of Blofeld Takes Credit for Missing Malaysia Plane
Missing plane from Malaysia sounds like a James Bond movie plot.
Kim Jong-un Receives 100% of Votes to North Korean Assembly. 30% of North Korean Population Missing
In a landslide victory for the current Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un was elected to the Supreme People's Assembly, the highest legislative body of North Korea besides Kim…