Mayan Pyramid Holds Bieber Carvings, New End of the World Prophecy
Holmul, GUATEMALA: Just when you thought the world was over the Mayan calendar, archaeologists went and helped dig it up again, like the recent discovery of Mayan carvings in a…
Summer Brings More Positive Outlooks, Time Spent Outdoors, Horrible Spiders
Chicago, IL: As the summer solstice approaches and temperatures rise to more comfortable levels, people are finally emerging outdoors after a long winter. Parks are filled with happy couples enjoying…
Unborn Snooki Monster Right on Time, Says Mayan Calendar
Jersey City, NJ: For years, skeptics and conspiracy theorists alike have debated the meaning and relevancy of the Mayan calendar. The ancient timeline, which ends on December 21st, 2012, has…
Harold Camping Becomes Zombie to Prove Rapture
With all the jokes about The Rapture, raptors, and everything else that didn't happen on May 21, 2011, it wouldn't be surprising to hear that Harold Camping, the man who…
Doomsday Real Estate for Rent
Earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, terrorist attacks, oil spills, a black President—it all has some folks screaming “Apocalypse!” Add to it the fact that the ancient Mayans grew tired of chiseling their…