Griffin Saves Baby During Dunk: Clippers Lose by 23
Oklahoma City, OK: It is a hard road to find a way past the slam dunks of Blake Griffin in order to hear about actual basketball games. Every other day,…
BRESPN: The All Brett Favre Network
With the re-re-re-retirement of NFL Hall of Fame quarterback and soft-porn texter Brett Favre, the world is wondering, "What will Brett Favre do now?" Well, aside from the probable comeback…
Pittsburgh’s Hines Ward Stops Smiling for the First Time in Thirty Years
Pittsburgh, PA: Hines Ward, Steelers wide receiver and the man long recognized as the village idiot of Pittsburgh, suddenly stopped smiling this morning after realizing that his team, the Pittsburgh…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Super Bowl XLV
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! It's Super Bowl time! And what better place to have it than in the frozen tundra of Dallas, Texas.
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Pro Bowl
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Who cares about the Pro Bowl? Well, no one. But in case you were planning on placing a bet on this…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Conference Championships
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! It's the Conference Championships! The winners go to the Super Bowl! The losers go to the Pro Bowl! Tom Brady will…
Surgeon General Places Warning on NY Jets Fans
Flushing Meadows, NY: Jets fans, not generally known for their intellect, have been issued a stern warning from the Surgeon General of the United States, Regina Benjamin. This was in…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Divisional Playoffs
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! We're up to the Divisional Playoffs with the scores getting tighter. Since the Seahawks won, really, anything can happen!
Pete Carroll Plans Hug Parade to Super Bowl XLV
Seattle, WA: Pete Carroll has heard many things this year as the head coach of the Seattle Seahawks: how his college coaching style won't work; how Matt Hasselbeck is finally…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Wild-Card Weekend
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! The regular season ended with Steve Elle having a commanding lead, but it's not over yet. Playoffs, Super Bowl, Pro Bowl,…