The Peyton Manning Domino Effect
Word has come down from the NFL brass about the state of one of the league's best quarterbacks, and it is a fact that will make some fans cringe, and…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 1
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. This…
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New York Jets Pre-Season Report…Well, Some of It
Jersy Shore, NJ: News flash: double negatives aside, Rex Ryan is not fat for no good reason, and his laziness has now permeated the scouting department. In what has become…
Citizens of Vancouver Apologize for Rioting with More Rioting
Vancouver BC, CANADA: Last week the imaginable happened: Canadians were so riled up about a Stanley Cup Finals series loss that they took to the streets to show Oakland, Los…
NFL Owners Discuss Other Ways to Discuss the Lockout with Players
Steve Elle voices his annoyance over NFL Lockout proceedings.
Mets Owner Blames Advice from Yankees Boss in Player Comments
Flushing, NY: In a recent press release as to why he was critical of some key players of his baseball team, New York Mets owner Fred Wilpon explained that he…
Born Again Roethlisberger Says No to Living with Fiancee, Yes to Hookers
Pittsburgh, PA: In one of the clearest signs yet of Ben Roethlisberger’s futile attempts to change his reputation, the Steelers quarterback has told a Pittsburgh newspaper that his new religious…
Griffin Saves Baby During Dunk: Clippers Lose by 23
Oklahoma City, OK: It is a hard road to find a way past the slam dunks of Blake Griffin in order to hear about actual basketball games. Every other day,…
BRESPN: The All Brett Favre Network
With the re-re-re-retirement of NFL Hall of Fame quarterback and soft-porn texter Brett Favre, the world is wondering, "What will Brett Favre do now?" Well, aside from the probable comeback…