Rodman Cancels North Korea Visit Due to Seth Rogen Movie
With Seth Rogen's politically charged comedy, The Interview, creating more buzz than an army of George Bush Jr. clones, vacation travel by to North Korea has dropped by almost 90%.
Space Tollbooths Unveiled by Transit Authorities Following Progress of SpaceX
With the unveiling of Dragon V2 by SpaceX, the combined efforts of multiple transit authorities in the United States such as the MTA, CTA, METRO, and MBTA have unveiled a…
Pistorius to Undergo Psych Evaluation to Prove He Is Crazy for Killing Extremely Hot Girlfriend
Oscar Pistorius will undergo a month-long psychiatric evaluation to prove he is crazy for killing his extremely hot girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.
Son of Blofeld Takes Credit for Missing Malaysia Plane
Missing plane from Malaysia sounds like a James Bond movie plot.
Kim Jong-un Receives 100% of Votes to North Korean Assembly. 30% of North Korean Population Missing
In a landslide victory for the current Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un was elected to the Supreme People's Assembly, the highest legislative body of North Korea besides Kim…
Russia Claims It’s “Totally Not” Invading Ukraine
Putin claims Russian military exercises are "no big deal," cites international tank show in Iran.
Russia, Putin Improve Tolerance, Start Week with Minimal Beatings, Arrests of LGBT
In an effort to curtail the global view of Russia as an ignorant, gay-bashing, fascist nation, President Vladimir Putin finally put his amnesty program into action when two members of…
Russia Overtakes US in Joke Race Due to Washington DC Snow Closing
It took over 50 years, but Russia was able to overtake the US in the international mockery race with news that Washington D.C. would be closed due to snow.
Vuvuzela Horn Rally Turns Violent in Venezuela
Thousands of citizens in Venezuela gather in protest for what is believed to be an anti-vuvuzela campaign.
World Offended by Coca-Cola’s “America the Beautiful” Super Bowl Commercial
The Super Bowl was once again a talking point for ridiculously serious political debate, even after the interview of President Obama by Bill O'Reilly, when Coca-Cola revealed it crown jewel…