Celebrities Confused by Flaming Hills
As fires ravaged California this week, destroying millions of dollars worth of Cristal Champagne and Ferrari Enzos (thanks to MTV 'Cribs' for research material), all eyes turn to the State's…
Patrick Swayze Returns from the Dead
Patrick Swayze, who recently died after a 20-month battle with pancreatic cancer, has been reanimated, his publicist confirmed to ABC News. He remains 57. "Patrick was peacefully reanimated today with…
Late Night Fails at Mocking Letterman
Late night talk shows took a step back last week, with one of the most agitating and disgusting acts ever attained by a late night talk show host: utter failure…
It’s Always Sunny Sweeps Emmy’s
With the awards show being filmed a week prior to the televised broadcast, judges and winners were given ample time to replace actual winners with "those actors and actresses exemplify…
Burt Reynolds Leaves Rehab to Re-Start Career
Burt Reynolds, of Smokey the Bandit and Cosmopolitan Magazine fame, has been released from a rehabilitation center where he was treated for an addiction to painkillers. The 73 year old…
Billions Surprised VMAs Still Active
The audience at Radio City Music Hall this weekend was stunned into silence as, instead of a Hannah Montana concert, they were surprised by MTV's Video Music Awards. For the…
Reading Rainbow Officially Off Air
After almost three years in broadcast syndication, as well as at least fifteen years in television limbo, but twenty-plus years on the air, the popular PBS book review show, Reading…
Lady Gaga Rumor Protects Perez Hilton
In a rare occurence of celebrity gossip in the media, computerized voice/pop star Lady Gaga has been rumored to be a hermaphrodite. The rumor began to spread when, at the…
Viral Epidemic Linked to Celebrity Deaths
The first half of this year has taken down a lengthy list of celebrities that we hold dear to our hearts: Ed McMahon; Natasha Richardson; that guy who played Khan…
Bit Part Actor Dies: “I Heard That!”
The worlds of late twenty-somethings and early thirty-somethings came crashing down this past Tuesday, as the most endearing celebrity to ever grace the entertainment industry passed away. Some believe that…