Packing for the Tromadance Film Festival
With his suitcase packed, car gassed up, and everything he knows about independent film festivals tossed into a dumpster, our fearless editor gets ready to visit sunny Asbury Park, New…
Stephenie Meyer Mails In New Vampire Book
Stephenie Meyer, the super-rich author of the Twilight series, has unveiled plans to publish The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, a 192-page novella centered on a newborn vampire introduced…
LOST Fans Riot Over Leaked Ending
This past weekend, fans of the ABC television show "LOST" became enraged to find that the last episode of the show had been leaked eight weeks before it was supposed…
Fact and Fiction: Corey Haim
For the past week and a half, you would be hard-pressed not to see or hear the words "Corey Haim", as the celebrity death-purge that has been covered for the…
Study Finds Most American Idol Fans Retarded
A study released today by Harvard scientists proves what has long been suspected – fans of the number one television program, American Idol, are retarded. The study, headed by Harvard…
Courts Agree: Jersey Shore One Big Joke
For months, the notorious MTV surreality show Jersey Shore has begot both laughs and head shakes from the general public. The show follows a group of stereotypical New Yorkers from…
From The Desk of Conan O’Brien
In light of recent events that have happened between NBC and Conan O'Brien, we were lucky enough to "find" a page of a possible monologue Conan may give when he…
3 Viewers Agree: Carson Daly is Invaluable
Late night television has never seen the rivalry it has seen this past week, as co-NBCers Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien find themselves in the same time slot in their…
Twilight Wins Everything for Next 10 Years
The end of entertainment may finally be upon us, as the Twilight series has swept the 2010 People's Choice Awards. History was witnessed last night at the NOKIA Theatre LA,…
ABC Fills Adam Lambert Spot with Rip Taylor
For the past month, the television syndicate of ABC has endured tremendous pressure by gay and pro-gay support groups, due to pulling American Idol finalist, and apparently gay, Adam Lambert…