Kim Kardashian Relinquishes New Jersey Nets Season Tickets
Newark, NJ: Yes, the rumors are true. Once a professional basketball fan that seemed to dwarf the likes of Jack Nicholson and Spike Lee in the art of player appreciation,…
Michael Lohan Makes Statement for ‘Father of the Year’ Award
Los Angeles, CA: The father of Lindsay Lohan can be called many things: child-star coattail rider; drug addict; Lawn Guyland scum dumpster; Z-list celebri-whore. Finally, after the latest Lindsay-Tracker event,…
Shia LaBeouf Decides on Fallback Career
Vancouver, BC- CANADA: Shia LaBeouf, the awkward-looking "star" of the famously horrific 'Transformers' franchise has, after much consideration, decided on his fallback career. LaBeouf knows that, sooner or later, his…
Nancy Grace Nipple Slip Brings Back Memories of Kathy Bates
Hollywood, CA: This past evening, television audiences were protected from being horrified as legal columnist and talk-show host Nancy Grace’s 51 year old breast became exposed on “Dancing with the…
Tina Fey Has New Baby Girl, Denies Rumors of Old Baby Girl
Shortly after news reports came out that Tina Fey had a new baby girl, her publicist had to immediately squash rumors that she actually had an old baby girl. The…
The Great Indie Sky Loses a Star: Michael J. Hein 1970-2011
Rest in peace, Michael. You treated us indie artists like mainstream entities, in horror, music, and comedy. We'll keep that flame alive as best we can.
Sources Confirm Amy Winehouse’s Non-Causes of Death
London, ENGLAND: Ideas have run rampant as to British singer/songwriter/rehab-jumper/addict Amy Winehouse's cause of death. Some infer that drugs and/or alcohol and/or household cleaners may have been involved. Others believe…
HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with Beer
What we will be comparing characters to? Simple: beer. Beer has such a wide range of classes and tastes to play against the range of classes and tastes of the…
Lady Gaga Outed as 30-Something Avant-Garde Swedish Musician
The life of a musical artist can be complicated. One moment they're prancing around the stage in pants made of neon rubber bands and a Thundercats mask, and then dressed…
Two and a Half Men Unsure How to End Series, Start with Ashton Kutcher
Los Angeles, CA: The gossip columns surrounding Charlie Sheen, CBS, and Jon Cryer's bank statements were finally silenced today as CBS and Warner Bros. confirmed that the show Two and…