BP Confesses Love for Everyone
After months and months of declarations and commercials proclaiming that ostracized megalomaniacal petrol company BP would “make this right”, executives have determined with a certainty that such a task is…
Corn Syrup or Corn Sugar? The Debate Rages On
The Corn Refiners Association, a group that apparently controls the production of high fructose corn syrup, an ingredient found in 99.9% of the food in the United States and one…
BP Spreads Blame For Oil Spill
Washington, DC: British Petroleum, in its latest effort to direct the blame for the summer's tragic Gulf Oil disaster elsewhere, has published a report detailing the names of the companies,…
New Blackberry to Feature Unorthodox Tech
Ontario, CANADA: At long last, the wait is over. After what seemed like years of techno-gossip, media leaks, and stock-trading roller-coasters, Research In Motion, the company behind Blackberry smartphones, has…
Cult of iPhone 4.0 Goes Public
The iPhone 4, also known as the Jesus Phone, was released today. In anticipation of this religious event, more than six hundred people with nothing better to do lined up…
Doomsday Real Estate for Rent
Earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, terrorist attacks, oil spills, a black President—it all has some folks screaming “Apocalypse!” Add to it the fact that the ancient Mayans grew tired of chiseling their…
Toyota’s New Ad Campaign
For the past few months, we have been unable to turn on the television without coming across a news alert about a runaway Prius or Scion B, Tc, D, or…
The Dark Side of the Girl Scouts of America
In a stunning move orchestrated by a contingent of conservative Washington lobbyists, the Girl Scouts of the United States of America (GSUSA) have been directly blamed for the prevalent and…
Model Coco Rocha Kicked to Runway Curb
Fashion Week is not without a party crasher, as dwindling runway starlet Coco Rocha instigated controversy by stating that she was not contracting much runway work because of her fat…
Are We Doing It Wrong? The iPad
When it comes to new technology, you can bet on one thing: Steve Jobs will come up with something at the beginning of the new year. No matter how worthless…