Tech Geek Beats SiriusXM with Free Services, $50,000 Car System
Huntington, NY: In the world of the internet, he or she who has the most free toys, wins. One savvy techno-whiz, Paul Shenker, took this idea to the outer limits…
Charlie Sheen Done with Drugs, Now Selling Coffee and Animal Blood
Hollywood/Chicago: The beat goes on for Charlie Sheen. Now content with taking only the drug known as ‘Charlie Sheen’, Sheen has traded his addiction to drugs and hookers in for…
UFC Owner Dana White Buys Strikeforce: Next, The World
Las Vegas, NV: In an effort to lock up more of the elite fighters in the sport of mixed martial arts(MMA), Dana White and company haved officially purchased Showtime's Strikeforce,…
Charlie Sheen Bowling Shirts Actually On Sale
Los Angeles, CA: For anyone who has ever seen the show "Two-and-a-Half Men", one of the most visually enduring aspects of Charlie Sheen's character is, besides the booze, probably drugs,…
Man Celebrates 10th Year with Wal-Mart
Odessa, FL: John Higginbottom, 30, just celebrated his 10th year working for Wal-Mart and could not be happier. To mark the occasion, he purchased a dozen cupcakes from his store's…
AOL Buys Huffington Post: Inept Owl Still Awaiting Offer
New York, NY: In a surprising internet business deal that doesn't have to do with phone applications or Facebook, long-time email hosting system and chatroom pedophile nest America On-Line recently…
Salvation Army Says Yes to Guns, No to Sparkling Vampires
Few people are probably aware that the Salvation Army has strict guidelines when it comes to what types of toys it will give to needy children. For instance, as the…
Samsung to Drop a Deuce
New York, NY: This morning, Samsung Mobile announced the release of its game-changing mobile phone: the Samsung Deuce. As opposed to some mobile phone models which have been aimed at…
Lipton Considering Changing Product Name
For nearly two years, the Tea Party Movement has inspired thousands of uneducated and easily misled citizens of the United States to take to the streets in order to protest…
Frito-Lay Prefers Silence to Saving the Planet
Plano, Texas: The snack company Frito-Lay amazed and impressed people in the spring of 2009 when it switched the packaging of its famous SunChips from a type of plastic bag…