2011 Looks Bleak Due to Boring Glasses and Bad Rhyme Schemes
New York, NY: The end of 2010 is upon us, but yearly critics say 2011 won't begin much better. The cause: horribly designed novelty glasses and a rhyme scheme that…
Rex Ryan, Wife, Afflicted with New [Pe]Disease
New York, NY: In a strange twist in what is already a strange set of circumstances, N. Y. Jets coach Rex Ryan insists that he and his wife do not…
Andy Dick Clean for 5 Months: Public Concerned
Los Angeles, CA: Suspicions have arose around comedian Andy Dick concerning his substance abuse and the erratic behavior that accompanies it: drug possession; indecent exposure; public intoxication; sexual abuse and…
Leslie Nielsen Dies at 84: Leslie Nielsen Shocked
Fort Lauderdale, FL: The world had its last underrated laugh this past Sunday, as complicated actor Leslie Nielsen passed away in his sleep due to complications of pneumonia. While countless…
Ben Roethlisberger Slapped – Women Rejoice
As of this writing, the NFL is considering fining Seymour for “Bitch-Slapping a Defenseless Rapist.”
Deanna Favre: I’m dealing with this through faith(Conversations with God)
Minneapolis, MN: Much like Bill Clinton in the midst of the Monica Lewinsky scandal fumbling for a usable definition of “it”, most people are very curious as to how to…
Favre Doth Protest: That Giant Penis Isn’t Mine!
Stop the presses, Brett Favre says, “It’s not my penis!” When Favre explained this to ESPN, we were listening. But we wanted details. What about the watch? The voice messages?…
The Situation Voted Least Talented, Most Annoying Celebrity
It is official: Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, who rose to prominence as a cast member on MTV's 'The Jersey Shore", has been voted as the least talented and most annoying…
WWI Officially Ends – Veterans Too Old or Dead To Care
On June 18, 1919, during the signing of the treaty of Versailles, Germany agreed to pay reparations as compensation for bringing war to the nations of Europe and causing the…
Texas State Education Board Claims Textbooks Glorify Terrorism
Austin, TX: Conservative-leaning education leaders in Texas are pushing for a resolution that would denounce social studies textbooks as biased against Christianity and offering glorified views of the Islam faith,…