Officials Shake Down Kids for Owed Lunch Money
With credit in shambles during the aftermath of the latest economic upheaval, both state and local governments have begun to use excessive means in order to supplement their budgets. Some…
MTV’s The State Returns: A Review
After 15 long years of teenaged-level angst, the adolescents of the 90's have finally been heard: the comedic stylings of The State finally arrive in a DVD package so good,…
Neverland Valley Ranch to Host Scavenger Hunt
Santa Barbara County, CA: The Michael Jackson memorial gained new steam this week, as the deceased King of Pop's will was read in front of family, friends, and loan officers…
North Korea: Mission Accomplished
This past Sunday, the rest of the globe held its collective breaths as the country of North Korea, under high pressure from world powers to desist, launched their latest three-stage…
Billy Mays Promotes Zorbeez from the Grave
Sadness was quickly replaced by good business sense today, as investigators uncovered a video of commercial spokesman Billy Mays' last moments of life. As a D-List celebrity pitchman for such…
Steve Jobs Rebuilt
After undergoing a liver transplant this past April, Apple® Computers figurehead Steve Jobs was finally spotted in public this week, in seemingly good health: better in fact. During the software…
Beatie Family Overcomes Father’s Day
Bend, OR: The family consisting of "the pregnant man," his/her significant other, their beautiful baby boy, and a talking horse had their senses tested once again, as the second parenting…
N. Korea and U.S. To Begin Rap Rivalry
Washington, DC: Tensions have risen this week between North Korea and the rest of the globe, as North Korean officials have lambasted sanctions by the United Nations for their testing…
Laker Fans Riot in Iran
Emotions have run high in many Iranian cities this week. Some believe this to be caused by the election results in Iran where incumbent president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was declared the…
Carradine Family Blames Multiple Conspiracy Theories
The untimely death of actor David Carradine has left many upset, others angry, and most utterly confused due to the portrayal of the actor in his death. Namely, that he…