Bill Gates Begins Rampage Through Microsoft Campus
Bill Gates returns to Microsoft, and he is not amused.
World Bored by Another Woody Allen Scandal
In the latest development of Woody Allen's life as a dirty old man, adopted daughter Dylan Farrow has implicated the actor/comedian/director in another round of sexual abuse allegations, which have…
Which Personality Quiz Are You?
Lately, internet quizzes referencing your personality to a character in Star Wars, The Hunger Games, My Little Pony, etc. have been running rampant on the internet. But one personality reference…
World Offended by Coca-Cola’s “America the Beautiful” Super Bowl Commercial
The Super Bowl was once again a talking point for ridiculously serious political debate, even after the interview of President Obama by Bill O'Reilly, when Coca-Cola revealed it crown jewel…
World In Denial Over Death of Philip Seymour Hoffman
In the early stages of an investigation that absolutely no one wants to believe, actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his Greenwich Village apartment Sunday morning.
World Sues Quentin Tarantino to Keep Him from Acting in The Hateful Eight
While Quentin Tarantino plans to sue Gawker Media, the world prepares to sue Quentin Tarantino.
Weather Term “Polar Vortex” Officially Overused
The weather term polar vortex has officially jumped the shark.
NFL Officials Practice Flag-Tossing for 49ers VS Seahawks Game
NFL Official train in flag-throwing and other skills for game between the 49ers and Seahawks.
Reeves and Zimmerman to Co-Star in Action Comedy, “Food Attack Defense Squad”
Hollywood is set to cast Curtis Reeves and George Zimmerman in a new action comedy film, Food Attack Defense Squad.
Movie Theaters Consider Adding “Don’t Shoot People” to Preview Guides
Movie theater management responds to latest fatal shooting with plans to put giant graphics on the screen telling the audience not to shoot people.