Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 10-17-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw warns us about our future by telling us we are all doomed.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 10-10-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the starts. He's also illiterate.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 9-19-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell you your future, for better or for worse.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 8-24-2011
Our inept astrologer Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to read our horoscopes!
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 8-8-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns with his dyslexic horoscope readings!
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-12-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us what the stars are telling us...in Pig Latin.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-27-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his reign as worst astrologer ever with this week's Horrible Horoscopes.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-13-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars in Dutch. Don't worry, he doesn't understand that language, either.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-30-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to give us a dose of horoscope surreality.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-23-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to explain why he knows your future better than you!