The Situation Voted Least Talented, Most Annoying Celebrity
It is official: Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, who rose to prominence as a cast member on MTV's 'The Jersey Shore", has been voted as the least talented and most annoying…
Central Oklahoma Struck by Earthquake: Residents Thrilled
Norman, OK: The U.S. Geological Survey has reported that a 4.3 magnitude earthquake jolted Central Oklahoma this morning and the natives are restless - with joy. It has been reported…
Nationwide Poll: Ohio Deemed Worst State
Washington, DC: After polling more than 127 million people, the newly formed National Polling Agency has determined that the state of Ohio is, by far, the worst of the 50…
WWI Officially Ends – Veterans Too Old or Dead To Care
On June 18, 1919, during the signing of the treaty of Versailles, Germany agreed to pay reparations as compensation for bringing war to the nations of Europe and causing the…
Texas State Education Board Claims Textbooks Glorify Terrorism
Austin, TX: Conservative-leaning education leaders in Texas are pushing for a resolution that would denounce social studies textbooks as biased against Christianity and offering glorified views of the Islam faith,…
Study Finds Athletes More Popular than Gawky Nerds
Princeton, NJ: In a study released by Princeton University, researchers claim what has long been suspected: in high schools around the country, male athletes, with their muscular torsos, lantern jaws,…
British Teen Banned from U.S. After Obnoxious Email to President Obama
Bedfordshire, UK: Seventeen-year old Luke Angel of Bedfordshire, England has been banned from entering the United States after sending an obscenity-laced email to President Obama. Angel claims that the email…
Corn Syrup or Corn Sugar? The Debate Rages On
The Corn Refiners Association, a group that apparently controls the production of high fructose corn syrup, an ingredient found in 99.9% of the food in the United States and one…
Britney Spears’ Former Bodyguard Sues for Sexual Harrassment
Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard of Britney Spears, is suing his ex-boss for sexual harrassment. The lawsuit, filed Wednesday, alleges that Ms. Spears exposed herself to Mr. Flores on numerous…
BP Spreads Blame For Oil Spill
Washington, DC: British Petroleum, in its latest effort to direct the blame for the summer's tragic Gulf Oil disaster elsewhere, has published a report detailing the names of the companies,…