Britney Spears Petitions for Visitation Rights to her Va-Jay-Jay
In a courtroom in Los Angeles, a tearful Britney Spears today requested that the courts allow her have the right to see and play with her va-jay-jay again, after having…
Review of Sheryl Crow’s “Detours”
At long last, Sheryl Crow is ready for me. I mean, you can see it everywhere in her sixth studio release, "Detours." Even in the title, she's detailing the circuitous…
Apple Unveils New “iShirt”
Today at a video conference from Apple Headquarters in Cupertino, California, CEO and co-founder Steve Jobs revealed the latest innovation from the technology giant: the iShirt. Jobs said, “It is…
Review of Dog’s “Karmageddon”
Like any good music reviewer, I do my homework. So when I got my copy of Dog's “Karmageddon,” I did what any other critic does: I went online to start…
Review of Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”
You may remember Radiohead from their huge 1992 hit “Creep,” or from other hits such as… well, okay. That’s pretty much it. Radiohead pretty much disappeared from the mainstream North…
Another Baby for the Spears Family
Today, the next chapter in the Spears' family saga was written, as older brother Bryan Spears revealed that he is pregnant. Spears is world-famous for his work producing Nickelodeon's “Zoey…
Deforestation up 27%; Christmas to Blame
Biologists have discovered that the holiday season is having an adverse effect on the environment. They have found that the world's forests shrink much more rapidly in the months preceding…
Review of KT Tunstall’s “Drastic Fantastic”
Have you ever wondered how far Wesley Willis could have gone with his sychronizer if he didn't pass away, or if he got a boob-job? Introducing KT Tunstall.
Researchers Connect Winter Weather to Poor Driving
At the world-famous Toronto Association for Research in Driving, a five year, government-funded study on the relationship between snow and bad motoring revealed some surprising results.
Prince Sues Entire World
In September, musician Prince filed lawsuits against Youtube, eBay, and Pirate Bay for encouraging copyright infringements on his work. Earlier this month, the artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly…