Nerdy Guys Broken by Ellen Page Coming Out
In a statement that has crushed nerdy guys everywhere, Ellen Page openly revealed herself as gay.
Russia Overtakes US in Joke Race Due to Washington DC Snow Closing
It took over 50 years, but Russia was able to overtake the US in the international mockery race with news that Washington D.C. would be closed due to snow.
Vuvuzela Horn Rally Turns Violent in Venezuela
Thousands of citizens in Venezuela gather in protest for what is believed to be an anti-vuvuzela campaign.
News Anchor Will Apologize to Samuel L. Jackson with Film Tribute
The reporter who mistook Samuel L. Jackson for Laurence Fisburne yesterday plans to honor the actor with a news segment highlighting his finest work in cinema.
Shia LaBeouf Submits Meltdown for Oscar Consideration
In a recent excuse that fooled no one, former child actor and current Hollywood headcase Shia LaBeouf explained away his odd behavior these past few months by calling it performance…
Bill Gates Begins Rampage Through Microsoft Campus
Bill Gates returns to Microsoft, and he is not amused.
Congress Votes to Ban “That Hook Thing That Scrapes Your Teeth at the Dentist”
Following President Barack Obama’s plea for Congress to finally work together to resolve disputes over issues such as healthcare reform and renewable energy sources, Congress has voted to ban dental…
World Bored by Another Woody Allen Scandal
In the latest development of Woody Allen's life as a dirty old man, adopted daughter Dylan Farrow has implicated the actor/comedian/director in another round of sexual abuse allegations, which have…
Which Personality Quiz Are You?
Lately, internet quizzes referencing your personality to a character in Star Wars, The Hunger Games, My Little Pony, etc. have been running rampant on the internet. But one personality reference…
World Offended by Coca-Cola’s “America the Beautiful” Super Bowl Commercial
The Super Bowl was once again a talking point for ridiculously serious political debate, even after the interview of President Obama by Bill O'Reilly, when Coca-Cola revealed it crown jewel…