NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 17
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 16
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
NHL & Gary Bettman Remind Most Men of a Date Tease
New York, NY: “I Hope They Have Hockey in Hell, because it’s not here on earth!” So said a guy (let’s call him “Random Guy”) that “Inept Owl” caught up…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 15
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
Sir Paul McCartney Pees on Kurt Cobain Legacy in Nirvana Reunion
New York, NY: Sir Paul McCartney released the rumor that he would be playing with the surviving members of grunge rock group Nirvana hours before the Hurricane Sandy Relief concert…
Congress Debates Cliff-ness of Fiscal Cliff
Washington, DC: In a display of focus and efficiency that has been characteristic of the US Congress, our elected officials have buckled down for a vigorous debate on what the…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 14
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
NY Jets Mark Sanchez Clipboard Leaked
East Rutherford, NJ: The inevitable happened yesterday for the Jets, as starting quarterback Mark Sanchez was benched for his backup quarterback. Fortunately, Tim Tebow was inactive due to a rib…
Bad Sex Leads to Ass-Kickings by Ronda Rousey
Los Angeles, CA: Science seemed to win again this past week as the UFC women’s champion who seems to break as many hearts as arms, Ronda Rousey, spoke once again…