Nobody asked, but we did it for you anyway.

Election 2012 kicks into high gear for the fall push with the greatest presidential nominee: CHAIR!

Now you can commit yourself to the cause of getting CHAIR elected with this handy banner that will fit, literally anywhere.

Bumper stickers? Check.

T-Shirts? Check.

Women’s underwear? Check.

By FascistEditor

As the managing editor of The Inept Owl, Patrick has sworn to uphold the honor and integrity of hard-hitting journalism...but only on Sundays at 10am.