Chair 2012
Nobody asked, but we did it for you anyway. Election 2012 kicks into high gear for the fall push with the greatest presidential nominee: CHAIR! Now you can commit yourself…
Florida Law Defines Life as Beginning at Drunken College Party
Gainesville, FL: Governor Rick Scott of Florida, in reaction to Arizona passing their “life begins two weeks before conception” law, has signed a bill redefining life as starting even earlier.…
Obama Hits Reddit; Romney to Answer Questions on Myspace
This week, President Barack Obama visited the well-known unoriginal-content-spreading site reddit to reach out to voters. Obama, who has always been on the cutting edge of social media with such…
Rosie O’Donnell Fights for Relevancy
Los Angeles, CA: Actress/talk show host Rosie O’Donnell, who recently had a heart attack, vows to come back bigger than ever…if that’s possible. Rosie’s wife, Michelle Rounds, stated, “To say…
Celebrities Plan Migration to Fallout Shelters After Prince Harry Debacle
Las Vegas, NV: With the latest Prince Harry adventure, where he was found playing strip billiards, being released to the public, celebrities across the globe have been closing ranks in…
Roger Clemens to Follow Long Tradition of Has-Beens in Independent League
Sugar Land, TX: Don’t call it a comeback, but Roger Clemens will be pitching in the minor leagues this weekend. The baseball legend will start Saturday against the Bridgeport Blue…
Mitt Romney’s European Vacation
Everywhere, EUROPE: After a gaff-filled tour through Europe two weeks ago, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney decided to take himself and his family on a well-deserved break exploring the wilderness…
Wilfred VS A Boy and His Dog: A Ridiculous Psychoanalysis
FX Network’s psychological comedy, Wilfred, may well be one of the most complicated television shows in history. It falls right behind David Lynch’s Twin Peaks, but just before J.J. Abrams’…
A Dork’s Guide to Shark Week
Shark Week is an interesting time. For seven days, a world is transfixed to The Discover Channel to learn, once again, everything there is to know about those silent predators…
Lochte VS Phelps to Continue After London Olympics
London, UK: Unfortunately, competition between two of the biggest Olympic stars does not end with the Olympics. Indeed, after gold medalist Ryan Lochte expressed interest in appearing on “Dancing With…