Fox News Announces New Tragedy-Seeking Technology
New York, NY: Fox News CEO and hot air balloon impersonator Roger Ailes recently announced the initiation of a new algorithm for finding the most tragic events around the US.…
You’ve Been Trumped, Trump!
Anthony Baxter’s soon-to-be released documentary, You’ve Been Trumped, is an unabashedly hostile portrait of a billionaire developer in action as he embarks on a grandiose project in Scotland. The $1.5…
While We Were Bored: Mars Landing
A lot can be said about NASA’s latest Mars landing: 1) Curiosity is having an exciting ride, at least, as much excitement as a robotic vehicle that missed the cut…
Totally Recalled: Replacement Parts
With the release of a new version of Total Recall, many questions arise as to how it will live up to the original. Will it be on Mars? Will there…
Chick-fil-A Decision for Muppets Recall Due to Safety of Heterosexuality
College Park, GA: The battle for the attentions of fast food consumers nationwide rages on, as Chick-fil-A has gotten more advertising for its ridiculously boring chicken and pickle sandwich then…
Breaking Dawn Part 2 Revised to Feature Maury Povich
Los Angeles, CA: In light of the recent scandal involving the screen couple turned Hollywood couple, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, fans and critics have been flooding the media with…