Letter of the Week: 12-16-10
Our editor gets an enticing offer from a PR representative.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 12-13-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us all what he thinks the stars are saying, and other weird voices.
Salvation Army Says Yes to Guns, No to Sparkling Vampires
Few people are probably aware that the Salvation Army has strict guidelines when it comes to what types of toys it will give to needy children. For instance, as the…
Andy Dick Clean for 5 Months: Public Concerned
Los Angeles, CA: Suspicions have arose around comedian Andy Dick concerning his substance abuse and the erratic behavior that accompanies it: drug possession; indecent exposure; public intoxication; sexual abuse and…
Royal Wedding: Sh*t A Brick
What is going on with these SEXY ROYALS ? No sooner is The Princess Of The Dianna Of The Whales killed and buried in a French tunnel by the GREEK…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 14
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. The…
Horrible Horoscopes: 12-6-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his reign of terror on your hopes and dreams in his weekly horoscopes!
Study Shows “Gamers” Lose Virginity Later Than Average Person
South Bend, IN: Researchers at Notre Dame have published a study claiming that video game addicts, also known as "gamers," lose their virginity long after their non-gaming peers. The study,…
The US Government Never Fails to Amuse Me
I'm watching this interesting show on the History Channel (yes, I'm a nerd) called "The President's Book of Secrets". It caught my attention because I remember the mention of a…
ABC Execs are Seeing Stars
Hollywood, CA: And yet another season of Dancing With the Stars has come to a glittery close, crowning Jennifer Grey as the ballroom champ. Not surprisingly, the former dirty dancer…