Pope’s UK Visit: Exclusive Fight
Das Pope arrived in the UK this week, amid feelings of high anticipation that he may at last put paid* to the overwhelming amount of sexual scandals and media innuendos…
Horrible Horoscopes: 9-21-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw is back to tell us what the stars say, whether we want to hear it or not. Week of September 12, 2010.
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 2
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Our…
British Teen Banned from U.S. After Obnoxious Email to President Obama
Bedfordshire, UK: Seventeen-year old Luke Angel of Bedfordshire, England has been banned from entering the United States after sending an obscenity-laced email to President Obama. Angel claims that the email…
Corn Syrup or Corn Sugar? The Debate Rages On
The Corn Refiners Association, a group that apparently controls the production of high fructose corn syrup, an ingredient found in 99.9% of the food in the United States and one…
Unknown Tweeter Follows John Mayer’s Lead
John Mayer, Phish-tour fanatic turned singer/songwriter, announced yesterday that he would be cancelling his Twitter account. The statement, which was only announced on Twitter and miraculously disappeared moments after the…
Horrible Horoscopes: 9-13-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his quest to run the world's future with his horrible horoscopes. Week of September 13th, 2010.
Britney Spears’ Former Bodyguard Sues for Sexual Harrassment
Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard of Britney Spears, is suing his ex-boss for sexual harrassment. The lawsuit, filed Wednesday, alleges that Ms. Spears exposed herself to Mr. Flores on numerous…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 1
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Last…
BP Spreads Blame For Oil Spill
Washington, DC: British Petroleum, in its latest effort to direct the blame for the summer's tragic Gulf Oil disaster elsewhere, has published a report detailing the names of the companies,…