Olbermann to Waterboard Hannity Himself
The clash of the media titans had officially begun last week, as two opinionated political baiters began a humorous(to almost everyone else) silent debate on the use of waterboarding as…
Thirsty Work
This week the British Government, led by 'Old Scrotum-Face' Gordon Brown, announced one of the most offensive and ill thought out so called 'policies' of his rocky and tenuous career…
Johansson Displeased with Parkinsons Auction
In an effort to raise money for Michael J. Fox’s Foundation for Parkinsons Research, Ryan Reynolds is asking fans to bid on the opportunity to accompany him to two upcoming…
Country Shocked at Miss USA Pageant
Las Vegas, NV: Television viewers of NBC and the audience at the Planet Hollywood Resort were shocked and appalled at the Miss USA Pageant on Sunday. The reason: Perez Hilton.…
Activists Ruin Susie’s Tea Party
Greensburg, PA: Yesterday marked a sad point in the life of young Susan Wolffe, as the sophisticated tea party she was holding with her kindergarten friends and a Hannah Montana…
Somali Pirates Pick New Targets
Early Wednesday morning, young Somali pirates, frustrated in their attempts to capture U.S. cargo ships, revealed a new strategy by hijacking two kayaks, a paddleboat, and the log flume ride…
President Loses Tie Clip in Front of Saudi King
London, UK: The G20 Summit became a bit of a spectacle last week, without the help from global economic troubleshooting. The event in question was when United States President Barack…
Hooray for Insurance
We have all grown accustom to getting the hideous things in the mail, but whenever I am home and I hear the footsteps on my front porch and the metal…
Ask an Owl: Website Wars
Dear Mr. Owl, It has come to my attention that a certain other satirical news website, which portrays a piece of produce as its symbol, has a shirt depicting an…