When Chimps Revolt
Stamford, CT: This past week marked a turning point in human interaction with their simian friends, as a 200 pound chimpanzee named Travis did his best Britany Spears impression by…
Local Idiot to Rip Off Tucker Max
In an effort to either find a buyer for his unrequitted love, or just to boost ratings for his website, inept editor Patrick Emmel released plans to create an online…
Game Review: Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2
In the world of gaming, there is always the question of how long you can stand repeatedly playing a certain game? Some games, such as the World of Warcraft series,…
Two For One: The Hensel Twins
When I saw this on YouTube™, my first reaction was shock and amazement, but ever since I have been left with questions that only mount. Abbey and Brittany Hensel are…
Fat Necks Linked to Fat People
In the results of a study released late last week, scientists have confirmed a shocking discovery: people with fat necks are considered biologically fat. Before now, there were other visual…
Horses More Dangerous Than Drugs
A British boffin has caused controversy this week with his new theory on the dangers of drugs. Professor David J. Nutt, writing in the Journal of Psychopharmacology, has stated that,…
Peter Gabriel Takes Song, Goes Home
Los Angeles, CA: Citing disrespect, the stifling of artistry rights, and public humiliation, Peter Gabriel, the former frontman of the British pop band Genesis, now destined to write screen jingles…
A-Rod Tests Positive for SUCK
New York, NY: In the past week, it has been revealed that New York Yankees’ 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez tested positive for banned performance-enhancing substances as a part of random,…
Fisticuffs For Jesus
It was recently announced by UFC that Kurt Warner and Troy Polamalu will be engaging in a cage fight to determine which Christian athlete is more devout. This came about…
Christian Bale Denies Tirade
Recently, an audio tape was released to the media which allegedly features Christian Bale verbally abusing a crew member while filming the latest film in the "Terminator" franchise. According to…