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Subject: It’s a Love/Hate Thing
From: Jennifer S. <confidential>
Date: Tue, August 26, 2008 9:12 am
To: <pate(at)theineptowl.com>

I don’t know whether I want to marry you or pelt you with rotten eggs. But thanks for the laughter!

-Jenn

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As the managing editor of The Inept Owl, Patrick has sworn to uphold the honor and integrity of hard-hitting journalism...but only on Sundays at 10am.