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Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Marco Rubio

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Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio.

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Name: Marco Rubio

Nickname: Fun-Size Santorum

Political Affiliation: Republican Party

Status: Happy to have wasted millions of dollars giving it a shot

Known For: U.S. Senator 2011 – Present, That Cuban guy in Washington, Unofficial Spring Break Tea Partier

Likes: Military Action, Toeing the middle-ground, Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders

Dislikes: Sticking with policies, Decisiveness, Common Core (for now)

Public Outlook: Sen. Marco Rubio has all the makings of a standard president: former attorney turned politician whose policies balance between centrist and whatever people want to hear at the time. Standard presidential campaign values.

Pros: Could try to implement the the policies he supports if elected, if only to be re-elected for another term.

Cons: Could do a 180 and sell the country to China.

Quote: “How come liberals never admit that they’re liberal? They’ve now come up with a new word called ‘progressive,’ which I thought was an insurance company but apparently it’s a label.”

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